AUGWAH

worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

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doctorhowmany:

polkadotpolaroid:

Please play this at my birthday.

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

fuckyourwritinghabits:

janefriedman:

A Map to Get Out of Writer’s Block via NY Book Editors

this is awesome, but please for the love of everything DON’T DELETE YOUR WORK. You never know when you might use it again!

mccnshine:

Links for bored people. You’re welcome.

For the artist

For the “chill” folk

For those who want to waste a good minute

For the traveler

For the music lover

For the writer

For those who want to be inspired.

For those who seek adventure

For those who want to relax.

glasses-of-doom:

the-silence:

my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’

I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.

but what if